You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between



My E.L.F cosmetics stuff got in

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If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands

If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands


Can’t cut my food to pieces! This is my plastic fork!

stuff my face and , no breathing! Don’t give a shit if it’s calories I’m eating!

(Source: 2000ish)

Anonymous sent:

Lol at you white people reblogging all Ferguson


Yes, lol at us white people who want to end racism and give attention to news that deserve it.


harry potter graphics battle: hermiionegrangers vs. carahmason

—topic: character development

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
—inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)


did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus


(Source: loganismine-sorry)

i loved it, not so much scared me but it was very ell made except the ending. the second one was even better as strange as that sounds.


Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)


jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)


| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

(Source: wuqs)


youre gonna look so godamn cool